Tesla Bumper Car Decal | I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy | Waterproof Vinyl Truck Decal | Anti Elon Sign Sticker | Gift Tesla Driver

Add humor to your ride with this bold Tesla bumper sticker that says it like it is: *"I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy."* Whether you're feeling buyer's remorse or just want to make a statement, this sticker gets the message across with wit and style.

Made from premium vinyl, it’s designed to last through rain, sun, and car washes—perfect for your bumper, window, or laptop. The matte finish gives it a clean, professional look without glare.

Whether you’re gifting a Tesla owner or expressing your own sentiments, this waterproof decal is sure to spark a smile (or a laugh) in the parking lot.

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### **✨ Product Details:**
* Material: Durable, weatherproof vinyl
* Finish: Matte (no glare)
* Adhesive: Strong hold but removable (no sticky residue)
* For: Car bumpers, laptops, water bottles, windows, and more
* Style: Black background, bold white text
* Ships flat in protective packaging

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### **🚫 Note:**
* No returns or exchanges accepted on this item due to customization and hygiene reasons.
* Sticker is for fun and satire—no endorsement or affiliation with Tesla or Elon Musk.

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### **📦 What’s Included:**
* 1 x “I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy” vinyl sticker
* Application tips included

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**Size Information**
All sizes are given in inches. The size refers to the longest side of the sticker. If the height is the longest side, the size is the height; if the width is the longest side, the size is the width. The other dimension will be calculated proportionally. If you need an exact size or a custom size sticker, please send us a message, and we’ll make it for you.

**Important Information:**
**Sticker Size and Shipping:** - If any side of your sticker is more than 32 inches, it will be shipped in pieces due to shipping tube size limitations. Don't worry, the pieces are easy to apply and will align perfectly on your wall.

**Custom Size Stickers:**
- If you need a custom-sized sticker, we can help! Just send us a message with your desired dimensions, and we will provide a price quote.

**Bonus!**
- For orders over $100, you will receive FedEx Priority delivery at no extra cost.

We provide three shipping options for your convenience:
1. Standard Shipping with Tracking: Expect delivery within 8 to 16 business days. Signature confirmation is required. After one delivery attempt, unclaimed packages will be held at the nearest post office for two weeks.
2. FedEx Priority Mail: This expedited option ensures delivery within 2 to 4 business days. Signature confirmation is obligatory. FedEx will attempt delivery three times; failing that, your package will be stored for three business days.

Choose the option that best suits your needs!